H3 Tec's Terms of Use - Good Grief!

Jim · #1 04-22-2011, 12:44 AM

Got a few extra minuets? Need a "chuckle" or laugh to brighten up a drab day?

Check out the Terms of Use page on the all new and improved H3 Tec website.

Be careful not to spew your beverage on the monitor!

http://www.h3tec.com/TERMS.html

Rudy · #2 04-22-2011, 01:18 AM

Guess we know where he ripped them off from. The idiot didn't even have the common sense to replace Hewlett Packard's name from the legal boiler plate. What a twerp.

Carl-NC · #3 04-22-2011, 03:32 AM

Is this it?

http://welcome.hp.com/country/us/en/termsofuse.html

I'm not gonna wade through all that crap and get my shoes dirty. Besides, it's generally unenforceable, kinda like that silly email notice he tacks on.

Qiaozhi · #4 04-22-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudy

Guess we know where he ripped them off from. The idiot didn't even have the common sense to replace Hewlett Packard's name from the legal boiler plate. What a twerp.

Now that is funny!

ATTENTION: PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE (“TERMS”) CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS WEBSITE (“SITE”). USING THIS SITE INDICATES THAT YOU HAVE READ AND ACCEPT THESE TERMS. IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THESE TERMS, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO USE THIS SITE. THESE TERMS GOVERN YOUR USE OF THE SITE, ANY CONTENT (SUCH AS TEXT, DATA, INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, GRAPHICS, OR PHOTOGRAPHS) THAT HEWLETT-PACKARD COMPANY AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES (COLLECTIVELY "H3 TEC") MAY MAKE AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SITE (COLLECTIVELY, “MATERIALS”) AND ANY SERVICES THAT H3 TEC MAY PROVIDE THROUGH THE SITE (COLLECTIVELY, “SERVICES”). THE SITE, MATERIALS, AND SERVICES ARE REFERRED TO IN THESE TERMS COLLECTIVELY AS THE “H3 TEC WEBSITES.”

J_Player · #5 04-22-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Qiaozhi

Now that is funny!

...IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THESE TERMS, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO USE THIS SITE. THESE TERMS GOVERN YOUR USE OF THE SITE, ANY CONTENT (SUCH AS TEXT, DATA, INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, GRAPHICS, OR PHOTOGRAPHS) THAT HEWLETT-PACKARD COMPANY AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES (COLLECTIVELY "H3 TEC") MAY MAKE AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SITE...”

Hmmm....
I would expect to find this notice on a Rangertell calculator page, not a treasure tri-corder page.
I was expecting to read something more like this from the new and improved H3Tec website:

Quote:

H3Tec... THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF THE H3-TEC TREASURE TRI-CORDER. OUR CONTINUING MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW HUNGSCIENCE. TO SEEK OUT NEW TREASURES FROM THE SAME OLD MANURE HEAPS. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS WANTED TO GO BEFORE..! (Star Trek music fading in from the background)...

But Noooooooo...
We get a warning from HP.

Does this mean there will be no Klingon battle cruisers coming after us?

Will HP be sending Chuckie-grams from Texas now?

Best wishes,
J_P

hung · #6 04-22-2011, 12:48 PM

And what exactly did ltt'l carl and whites against Minelab property?
A loan for carlie's grams?

Qiaozhi · #7 04-22-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by J_Player

H3Tec... THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF THE H3-TEC TREASURE TRI-CORDER. OUR CONTINUING MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW HUNGSCIENCE. TO SEEK OUT NEW TREASURES FROM THE SAME OLD MANURE HEAPS. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS WANTED TO GO BEFORE..!

And you still kept the split infinitive.

Qiaozhi · #8 04-22-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by hung - The one who can barely string two words together that make any sense)

And what exactly did ltt'l carl and whites against Minelab property?
A loan for carlie's grams?

What happened to the "almost intelligible" Hung?

hung · #9 04-22-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Qiaozhi

What happened to the "almost intelligible" Hung?

Whether it makes any sense to you or not is insignificant.

But it does make a lot of sense to the ones involved.

Qiaozhi · #10 04-22-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by hung

Whether it makes any sense to you or not is insignificant.

But it does make a lot of sense to the ones involved.

Of course it does!
It's all about greed ... and how to con others out of their hard-earned money.

J_Player · #11 04-22-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by hung

Whether it makes any sense to you or not is insignificant.

But it does make a lot of sense to the ones involved.

The ones involved?

Does this mean the rumors are true that webmaster hung was paid to design the H3Tec new and improved website?
Or did Dr. hung design it for free?
Or does Dr. hung claim to be not involved in this remarkable new and improved website design?

Best wishes,
J_P

Qiaozhi · #12 04-22-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J_Player

The ones involved?

Does this mean the rumors are true that webmaster hung was paid to design the H3Tec new and improved website?
Or did Dr. hung design it for free?
Or does Dr. hung claim to be not involved in this remarkable new and improved website design?

Best wishes,
J_P

If true, then he needs to cover up his sources more carefully.
Not removing HP's name from the Ts & Cs is very shoddy work.

Jim · #13 04-22-2011, 06:00 PM

I am pleased to see everyone is enjoying this latest H3 Tec disaster.

Chuckles claimed to spent big bucks on the website. I don't see it, myself.

Jim · #14 04-22-2011, 10:40 PM

Anybody care to guess where this link takes you?

J_Player · #15 04-22-2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

Anybody care to guess where this link takes you?

Does it take you here?
privacy.html

Wait, no...
Maybe it takes you here?
privacy.html

No, no.... is this it?
privacy.html

Best wishes,
J_P

Carl-NC · #16 04-22-2011, 11:32 PM

It's quite possible that Chuckie wrote the HP Terms of Use when he was their VP of Technology. Of course, that was during the same time he was an undercover CIA op flying Blackhawks in South America.

Jim · #17 04-22-2011, 11:35 PM

You guys

Rudy · #18 04-23-2011, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Carl-NC

It's quite possible that Chuckie wrote the HP Terms of Use when he was their VP of Technology. Of course, that was during the same time he was an undercover CIA op flying Blackhawks in South America.

Did Cowgirl confirm that Chuckie was a VP of Technology at HP?

Dave J. · #19 04-23-2011, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudy

Did Cowgirl confirm that Chuckie was a VP of Technology at HP?

He had the most important invention since the transistor, and burned HP by running off to the Great Basin with it and ....... look what he did with it....... a pig-with-lipstick dowsing rod...... ???

If what he says about the importance of the technology is true, then what he's done with it proves what everyone already knew in the first place-- WHAT A BUFFOON!

The funny thing with guys like Chuckie is that if you attribute to them that half of what they say is true, it comes out worse than if the entire thing were lies.

--Dave J.

PS to buffoons: This is humor, I don't actually believe that Chuckie has anything to do with HP other than, well, what we already saw with our own eyes.

Dave J. · #20 05-15-2011, 06:36 PM

Anyone know if Chuckie is still operating h3tec as an attack website? been reluctant to check it out myself after having been bit by one of his trojans.

--Dave J.

Jim · #21 05-15-2011, 10:03 PM

It appears to be clean. However, it is still a mess.

Chuckle's latest Facebook drivel:

After 10 years of nothing but sweat, persistence, and hard work, test after test the game changed! We have become an overnight success. We are so grateful for our friends, our associates and everyone that has helped H3 grow up. We will continue to support our current clients always. You all helped us.