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Old 07-23-2007, 10:29 AM
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Detection of metals by Ultra Science in India by Gurus is done by remote sensing , asking 4th dimension gods, or by applying some eye cream one can find hidden treasures, yakshinis also reveal hidden treasures. However eye cream is easy. These topics are very huge.
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Old 07-23-2007, 05:14 PM
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Default re:ultra science for detection

A more common method is to simply learn how to use a pendulem (easier said than done). All's a pendulem,dowsing rod, scrying mirror,etc do is read what the right hemiphere of the brain is sensing which far as science is concerned is subjective and unreliable,hence Carl's offering a large sum to anyone who can prove that it works.

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Old 07-23-2007, 06:13 PM
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Detection of metals by Ultra Science in India by Gurus is done by remote sensing , asking 4th dimension gods, or by applying some eye cream one can find hidden treasures, yakshinis also reveal hidden treasures. However eye cream is easy. These topics are very huge.
Hi sharky,
ULTRA SCIENCE ??? WHAT'S ULTRA SCIENCE ???

I only know about science... sorry for limitation here.

The 4th dimension ??? The eye cream ???

Ehm have you watched "Supernatural" last evening... ?

TV is the evil...

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Old 07-23-2007, 08:46 PM
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Gotta get me one of them Gurus...
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:32 PM
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Gotta get me one of them Gurus...
Fo' shizzle!
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:17 AM
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:20 AM
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I had to look up "faff".

I think a guru with a lemon-fresh scent is wise.
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:38 AM
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Default Great endorsement from Carl!!!

WOW! Great endorsement from Carl. Now I got to get me one of those Gurus also!
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:39 PM
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Now what in the SAM is Ultra Science .If it will help find a coin a mile a way.
I want to learn the art of Ultra Science
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:27 AM
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I had to look up "faff".

I think a guru with a lemon-fresh scent is wise.
Oh yeh. I forgot about you foreigners.
It's a strange English expression. See here ->
http://www.usingenglish.com/referenc...aff+about.html
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:16 AM
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So now we need a notch filter?
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:17 AM
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JP, I think your science scale should be circular. That is, the UltraScience end wraps around and connects to the PseudoScience end.
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:12 AM
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The Amazing Randi will pay you $1,000,000 for a real, working guru. Carl, cheapskate that he is, will only pay you $25,000.
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:03 AM
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Guess who win...

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The Guru, The Rabbi, And The Lawyer
A guru, rabbi, and lawyer were all traveling to a rather far-off destination. It was quickly approaching full dark and they had yet to find a place to stay for that night. They finally spotted a farmhouse a slight distance away. Beside the farmhouse was a rather large barn. Walking over to the farmhouse, they knocked on the door and asked the farmer if they could room there overnight.

?Sure,? the farmer replied. ?But I only can put two of you up in the house. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.?

?I?ll go sleep in the barn,? the rabbi said genially, and so off he went while the other two followed the farmer inside. Ten minutes passed, and the farmer heard a knock on his door. He opened the door to see the rabbi standing there.

?I can?t sleep in your barn,? the rabbi stated flatly. ?You have a pig in your barn, and I just can?t sleep under the same roof as a pig.? The guru then volunteered to go sleep in the barn. Ten more minutes passed, and the farmer heard another knock on his door. He opened it to find the guru standing on his doorstep.

?I, too, can?t sleep in your barn,? the guru told him. ?You have a cow in your barn, and I can?t sleep under the same roof as a cow.? The farmer looked rather puzzled.

?I?ll go sleep in the barn then,? the lawyer stated cheerfully. The farmer, relieved at the lawyer?s cheerful attitude, closed the door, thinking the problem solved. Ten minutes later however, there was yet another knock on the door. The farmer sighed and opened the door--and found his pig and cow on the doorstep..."

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Old 07-25-2007, 11:38 AM
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Default UltraScience News Flash...

It can't be PseudoScience... It has less junk and lower price. Could it be UltraScience?

What's lighter than an empty matchbox, requires no batteries, finds only gold?
A dowsing rod? No...
Pendelum? No...


It's the all new and improved RangerTell Examiner Magneto!!

Yes RangerTell has just released their latest examiner Magneto model. This new model is user-friendly, unimaginably light and addictive. And only $399 USD!!

This is an amazing $400 less than the old examiner! How did they do it?
The new examiner magneto model is able to target the gold without the expensive calculator, batteries, or power circuit of the old examiner. And the astonishing results: It finds only gold. Well, it won't find micro-gold, but a small price to pay for finding only large gold items from 10 feet to one mile. This new examiner magneto was designed for the Australian gold fields, but will work anywhere in the world. But that's not all... The $399 USD includes free shipping anywhere in the world!

Check it out here: http://www.rangertell.com/Gold_Speciific.htm


Now, is this UltraScience, or what?

J_P
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:37 PM
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So now we need a notch filter?
NOW I KNOW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:ra zz:
I will design the notch filter............................................ ..............
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:56 PM
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This lemon-scented guru serves nothing...
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:58 PM
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and this too... but at least can repair your car!
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:33 PM
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JP, I think your science scale should be circular. That is, the UltraScience end wraps around and connects to the PseudoScience end.
Interesting idea. I wonder .....
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:35 AM
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Give the strip a haf twist before joining the ends together. You'll get an interesting topological object.
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:46 AM
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A half twist could ignite an argument about who get's innies and who gets outies, even though there is no inside or outside.
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Old 07-30-2007, 08:21 AM
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Möbius band of nonsense
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Old 07-30-2007, 08:39 AM
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Default Ok now what is going on.

http://www.rangertell.com/tales10.htm Can anyone tell me what is going on. I am lost in space on this one.
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:41 AM
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http://www.rangertell.com/tales10.htm Can anyone tell me what is going on. I am lost in space on this one.
Hahahahahhahaaaaa pretty funny, Clondike Clad.

Ooops, excuse me. This is a tale where somebody is trying to demonstrate that when you hang a Ranger Tell from a twisted rubber band, it spins slower if there is gold nearby. He says this reveals the electromagnetic field slows down the Ranger Tell from unwinding. From this demonstration, he goes on to conclude that you need to hold the Ranger Tell in order to connect the loop from the Ranger Tell to the ground. He emphasizes there is no mental energy involved. The circulatory system creates a current and thus a field (right-hand rule)...

Kinda makes me wonder if the calculator exerts all the mental energy. Dang, I'm not sure if this is PseudoScience or UltraScience..
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:05 PM
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Hahahahahhahaaaaa pretty funny, Clondike Clad.

Ooops, excuse me. This is a tale where somebody is trying to demonstrate that when you hang a Ranger Tell from a twisted rubber band, it spins slower if there is gold nearby. He says this reveals the electromagnetic field slows down the Ranger Tell from unwinding. From this demonstration, he goes on to conclude that you need to hold the Ranger Tell in order to connect the loop from the Ranger Tell to the ground. He emphasizes there is no mental energy involved. The circulatory system creates a current and thus a field (right-hand rule)...

Kinda makes me wonder if the calculator exerts all the mental energy. Dang, I'm not sure if this is PseudoScience or UltraScience..
"The circulatory system creates a current and thus a field (right-hand rule)..."

Interesting stuff... but my question is: and if the end-user has a pace-maker there...???
Maybe this stuff have already killed someone!
What about compensation ??? Oh , yeah there's always the treasure...

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