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He should have given you too the ability to use both halves at the same time...
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I have serious dubts after reading lunatic posts here... Kind regards, Max
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Some possible answers to the question "How does the dowsing rod work?"
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: It boldly points where no rod has pointed before. JERRY SEINFELD: How does any inanimate object find the way to treasure? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this rod doing pointing all over the place, anyway? JACK NICHOLSON: It don't work! It's a f___in' paint roller, you idiot! That's how it f___in' works. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all rods will be free to point wherever they want without having their motives being called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the rod, "Thou shalt pointeth treasure." And the rod pointeth treasure, and there was much rejoicing. DR. SEUSS: Did the rod point to the ring? Did it find a golden ring? Maybe the rod found the ring, but how it did, is another thing! GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask how the rod finds treasure. Someone told us that the rod finds treasure, and that was good enough for us. PLATO: The direction the rod points results in discoveries that are for the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of rods to find treasure. HIPPOCRATES: Finding treasure is the result of an excess of phlegm in the rod's pancreas. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability for people to believe rods find treasure. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that we believe the rod found the treasure. Who cares why? The end of believing the rod finds treasure justifies whatever motive there was to sell the rod. DARWIN: Rods, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to find treasures. EINSTEIN: Whether the rod found the treasure or the rest of the universe rotated to where the rod was pointed depends upon your frame of reference. BILL GATES: I have just released MS-dowsing rod 2008, which will not only find treasure, but will paint walls, swat flies, and scratch your back... and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS-dowsing rod. SHERWIN WILLIAMS: It's been a good year in paint roller sales. Best wishes, J_P |
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I always thought that these remote sensing pages are much like a comic strip... I like the above... maybe we could add Adolf Hitler's opinion also about... and Clint Eastwood's too. Adolf Hitler: Success is the rod usage is sole earthly judge of right and wrong. Clint Eastwood: The rod ? If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Kind regards, Max
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Clint Eastwood?
What Clint Eastwood would say about dowsing rod and LRL salesmen? |
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Clint Eastwood used the rod a lot. 44 calibre was his favorite.
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Carl: Did you get a sample rod from Mike, and have you had a chance to test it? Does it indicate "treasure" or only "gravity", just like every other LRL?
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The Wallet-Miner's Creed Why bother with the truth, when it doesn't suit the argument?
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