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Old 03-31-2010, 05:34 PM
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Default LRL or Fate? I'm deffinatly onto something.

I don't know if you can call this an LRL or just plain fate, but the other day i detected a *****. Yes my girlfriend is really a *****. So i moved out and into a cottage overlooking a winery. As i sat on the deck a rainbow appeared YES THE POT OF GOLD! So i took this picture to show you all. Also note the three disk shaped objects that were hovering to the left of the rainbow, they were my friends from planet ZIROS who told me to go use the dowsing rod between my legs to detect a new girlfriend.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:50 PM
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I don't know if you can call this an LRL or just plain fate, but the other day i detected a *****. Yes my girlfriend is really a *****. So i moved out and into a cottage overlooking a winery. As i sat on the deck a rainbow appeared YES THE POT OF GOLD! So i took this picture to show you all. Also note the three disk shaped objects that were hovering to the left of the rainbow, they were my friends from planet ZIROS who told me to go use the dowsing rod between my legs to detect a new girlfriend.
Happy prospecting
Ernie
Hi Ernie,
At first I thought this was a trick photo done over in photoshop. But after close examination, I discovered it was not altered at all.
However, you must have a weak IR filter in your digital camera, because there is a lot of IR getting past into the image sensor.
The telltale change in sky colour to the right is a sure sign you are picking up IR maybe into the range of heat, as seen in thermal cameras.

This definitely was not plain fate. It is hungScience at its finest.
After putting your photo through some advanced secret photo enhancing programs I cracked from NASA, I solved the mystery.

1. The rainbow is not a rainbow, but a large dome of energy. We all know that gold has an aura which becomes larger depending on the mass of gold.
There is obviously a large cache of gold centered under the dome.

2. According to the photo-enhancing program, these are not hovering disks, but actual invaders from space. Maybe you recognize one or more of them?

3. There are military installations on the ground to fight these alien invaders, probably hidden in the trees. But IR doesn't lie. See for yourself.

One question... Is your cabin somewhere close to Fort Knox?

Best wishes,
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:01 AM
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One of the aliens looks friendly.
It´s probably a fake alien.
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Old 04-01-2010, 01:54 PM
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One of the aliens looks friendly.
It´s probably a fake alien.
And the one on the right looks like he's dowsing.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:31 PM
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Quack, quack, quack. I think you are on to something. Geese do have a magnetic sense. I also read that some birds can see magnetic flux lines with their eyes. I don't know how dogs can sense an MFD signal line but it is probably something similar. I've noticed some interference lines when I use a locator. Don't know what that is, but I've read the brain does use this holography effect.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:58 PM
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Quack, quack, quack. I think you are on to something. Geese do have a magnetic sense. I also read that some birds can see magnetic flux lines with their eyes. I don't know how dogs can sense an MFD signal line but it is probably something similar. I've noticed some interference lines when I use a locator. Don't know what that is, but I've read the brain does use this holography effect.
What a twisted train of thought!
Geese ... magnetic flux ... eyes ... dogs ... MFD ... interference lines ... holography.

Crikey!
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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No, the first three quacks were you skeptics. Everyone know geese go "Honk, honk, honk."
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:14 PM
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What a twisted train of thought!
Geese ... magnetic flux ... eyes ... dogs ... MFD ... interference lines ... holography.

Crikey!
Let's not leave out, mind-control, a clean nose, meditation and a government conspiracy to stifle the use of frequency generators in the location of new oil fields.

I think I can smell a new book report coming.
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Everyone know geese go "Honk, honk, honk."
On findings or in general?

When you upgraded to geese?
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:27 PM
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How did this thread change from pot of gold to Honk Honk bestiality in such few lines?

Happy ??? finding whatever your needs are.
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:46 PM
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How did this thread change from pot of gold to Honk Honk bestiality in such few lines?

Happy ??? finding whatever your needs are.
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Pot of gold?
I thought it started from your frinds from the planet Ziros telling you how to dowse girlfirends.

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Old 04-02-2010, 09:19 PM
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How did this thread change from pot of gold to Honk Honk bestiality in such few lines?

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Having just re-read your first post at the start of this thread, are you sure it was gold, and not just pot?
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Old 04-03-2010, 05:09 PM
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Maybe it was green gold and not alluvial gold that caused the halo under the rainbow I've read how flying bestialities are attracted to it. Good source of detection. I think i now have insider knowledge of hungscience.
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