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Old 08-19-2008, 02:13 PM
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As I have said before,God gave us two sides to our brain.
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Dowsing is a lot closer to God. There are so many instances of great religious figures using dowsing in the Bible. When Jesus held His arm out over the water and pointed to the fish, that was dowsing. Some people misinterpreted it as a miracle. He said you have to phrase every question for a yes/no answer. That is dowsing. Even when He changed the water to wine, this is liquid crystals and I'm certain you don't understand. You block it out. I might even go so far as to say all His miracles were really dowsing, but I'm sure I will be accused of blasphemy, but this is really acknowledging that HE is God. We mere mortals can only attempt to imitate Him and I see nothing wrong with that.
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"My Rod & my staff shall comfort me"
Watch out ... the God Squad is about!
You really are "lost in space".
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:16 PM
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As I have said before,God gave us two sides to our brain.
He should have given you too the ability to use both halves at the same time...
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:32 PM
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He should have given you too the ability to use both halves at the same time...
We must first understand if one , at least, works in LRL people...

I have serious dubts after reading lunatic posts here...

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Old 08-20-2008, 01:07 AM
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He should have given you too the ability to use both halves at the same time...
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We must first understand if one , at least, works in LRL people...

I have serious dubts after reading lunatic posts here...

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I think one half is fighting the other.
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:14 AM
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Some possible answers to the question "How does the dowsing rod work?"

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: It boldly points where no rod has pointed before.

JERRY SEINFELD: How does any inanimate object find the way to treasure?
I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this rod doing pointing all over the place, anyway?

JACK NICHOLSON: It don't work! It's a f___in' paint roller, you idiot! That's how it f___in' works.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all rods will be free to
point wherever they want without having their motives being called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the rod,
"Thou shalt pointeth treasure." And the rod pointeth treasure, and there
was much rejoicing.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the rod point to the ring?
Did it find a golden ring?
Maybe the rod found the ring,
but how it did, is another thing!

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask how the rod finds treasure.
Someone told us that the rod finds treasure, and that was good enough for us.

PLATO: The direction the rod points results in discoveries that are for the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of rods to find treasure.

HIPPOCRATES: Finding treasure is the result of an excess of phlegm in the rod's pancreas.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability for people to believe rods find treasure.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that we believe the rod found the treasure. Who cares why?
The end of believing the rod finds treasure justifies whatever motive there was to sell the rod.

DARWIN: Rods, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to find treasures.

EINSTEIN: Whether the rod found the treasure or the rest of the universe rotated to where the rod was pointed depends upon your frame of reference.

BILL GATES: I have just released MS-dowsing rod 2008, which will not only find treasure, but will paint walls, swat flies, and scratch your back...
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS-dowsing rod.

SHERWIN WILLIAMS: It's been a good year in paint roller sales.



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Old 08-20-2008, 07:04 AM
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Some possible answers to the question "How does the dowsing rod work?"

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: It boldly points where no rod has pointed before.

JERRY SEINFELD: How does any inanimate object find the way to treasure?
I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this rod doing pointing all over the place, anyway?

JACK NICHOLSON: It don't work! It's a f___in' paint roller, you idiot! That's how it f___in' works.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all rods will be free to
point wherever they want without having their motives being called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the rod,
"Thou shalt pointeth treasure." And the rod pointeth treasure, and there
was much rejoicing.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the rod point to the ring?
Did it find a golden ring?
Maybe the rod found the ring,
but how it did, is another thing!

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask how the rod finds treasure.
Someone told us that the rod finds treasure, and that was good enough for us.

PLATO: The direction the rod points results in discoveries that are for the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of rods to find treasure.

HIPPOCRATES: Finding treasure is the result of an excess of phlegm in the rod's pancreas.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability for people to believe rods find treasure.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that we believe the rod found the treasure. Who cares why?
The end of believing the rod finds treasure justifies whatever motive there was to sell the rod.

DARWIN: Rods, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to find treasures.

EINSTEIN: Whether the rod found the treasure or the rest of the universe rotated to where the rod was pointed depends upon your frame of reference.

BILL GATES: I have just released MS-dowsing rod 2008, which will not only find treasure, but will paint walls, swat flies, and scratch your back...
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS-dowsing rod.

SHERWIN WILLIAMS: It's been a good year in paint roller sales.



Best wishes,
J_P


I always thought that these remote sensing pages are much like a comic strip...

I like the above... maybe we could add Adolf Hitler's opinion also about...

and Clint Eastwood's too.



Adolf Hitler: Success is the rod usage is sole earthly judge of right and wrong.

Clint Eastwood: The rod ? If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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Old 08-20-2008, 08:52 AM
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Clint Eastwood?
What Clint Eastwood would say about dowsing rod and LRL salesmen?



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Old 08-24-2008, 08:55 AM
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Clint Eastwood used the rod a lot. 44 calibre was his favorite.
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:56 PM
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Sorry but I have no more time for this. I have Aero Rods to build. I hope to get one out to Carl this week.
So what happened to the Aero Rods?

Carl: Did you get a sample rod from Mike, and have you had a chance to test it? Does it indicate "treasure" or only "gravity", just like every other LRL?
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