LRL or Fate? I'm deffinatly onto something.

[Ernie]

I don't know if you can call this an LRL or just plain fate, but the other day i detected a *****. Yes my girlfriend is really a *****. So i moved out and into a cottage overlooking a winery. As i sat on the deck a rainbow appeared YES THE POT OF GOLD! So i took this picture to show you all. Also note the three disk shaped objects that were hovering to the left of the rainbow, they were my friends from planet ZIROS who told me to go use the dowsing rod between my legs to detect a new girlfriend.
Happy prospecting
Ernie