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• Do you swear you believe all Mineoro FG series LRLs can find fresh gold even if hung never shows you any Mineoro finding anything and nobody on earth is willing to demonstrate it finding treasure? • Do you swear you believe hung recently found a 500 year old legendary treasure in the middle of a large city, even if there have been no news reports about this legendary find? • Do you swear you believe hung has completed secret mods to his RangerTell that allows it to detect gold and silver coins a mile away? • Do you swear you believe hung found gold veins in an undisclosed location of the forest that will never be revealed or recovered, and can't be verified by anything except hung's claim it is true? • Did you send in your check to have Mineoro send you a new FG80 that REALLY, REALLY finds fresh gold? • Do you swear you believe this was hung's last post in the Geotech forum? • Do you swear you will contiunue to believe all hung says, even after his next post in the Geotech forum? Don't expect any Mineoro or RangerTell locator to work until the high priest of Mineoro annoints you in his cornbread-eating ceremony after you take these oaths! |
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