Top 10 reasons for digging an empty hole

[J_Player]

Top 10 reasons for digging an empty hole

10. Sunspots interfered with proper locating the treasure.
9. Sure is hot here. I'm tired. Let's go home and finish digging the treasure some other time.
8. Dang rain caused another false signal!
7. Now, if I was hunting in Brazil instead of home, there would have been treasure in this hole.
6. It's past 3pm! No wonder we got a bad signal line.
5. This is the last time you'll bring yer cell phone along on one of my treasure hunts!
4. Dang evil spirits in the ground moving treasure again!
3. I thought you said you knew it was under this X before my LRL detected it! Is this another one of your tricks?
2. I know you already dug a half acre worth of holes. Please don't take yer backhoe home... I know it's buried right here somewhere...

... And the number 1 reason for digging an empty hole:

Because there is no treasure in that hole!

Did I miss any?
Best wishes,
J_P