[hipopp]

hello 60 mins editorial

can i interest you and therefore have you expose a scam of a product sold on eBay here and internationally?
The product is a "Long Range locator". Yes you simply type in a few numbers on a calculator, point the aerial and it will locate gold gems and even paper money.
I would not bother you if it was simply a scam product as there are numerous sold today but this one is so so so different. Different in that the seller /manufacturer is obviously some sort of colourful paranoid who has left a trail of lies slander and libel and character assasinations on the internet on various sites in a most inglorious language for all and sundry to see. The claims are so preposterously transparent and laughable that it will absolutely guarantee you a riveted audience on your program. example follows a typical submission on a internet forum and a response from the peddlar......



to hung
I can point the rangertell at a pair of old boots and "tell it there is spanish dubbloons sewn into the soles " and by jove the rangertell locks onto the boots. WOW. Next day I can point the rangertell at the old boots and after telling the aerial that the Jinns have been at work again and stolen the dubloons the aerial is not interested in locking onto the target. What a heap of absolute drivel.

hello hung...i see you are a true believer...best of luck in finding gold...how much have you found to date? I have found old boots, cardboard boxes, filled soiled nappies and the like. I mean this rangertell can find me anything i point it at. Never found me an australian Turk like osman before though better point my aerial at him and declare him found!
Had to mow the lawn the other day so took the rangertell to the shed pointed it at the lawnmower and found it. found the shed and the lawnmower all at the same time...this device is astounding. The missus put a gold nuggett in the lounge room for me to find and i spent days trying to find it ...cannot...it is still in the lounge room and she has forgotten where she put it after shifting it around so many times trying to make it easier for me. I mean man if i only knew exactly where it was i could point my aerial at it and find it. Might take it to church on sunday and point my aerial at it and find my church. Can't be too careful you are not in the right building you know.

top secret rangertell operating manual

Ohhhh you guys, the ranger tell doe's work, iv got one.
Ya just have to be in the right frame of mind when it becomes a part of your anatomy.

It works like this, open can of favorite beer, place rangertell in left or right hand, extend small antenna, turn calculator on and enter the numbers in the correct sequence, 5318008, turn screen upside down and grin, thrust hips back and forth while using available hand to gesture a passing truck driver to sound his horn, scull beer, hold parallel to the ground, scratch testicles, toss empty can, fart, swing rangertell left then right then left then right then repeat sequence a few more times, grin burp and keep your balance, open new can, walk a few steps crouch down and rest, toss previously opened can, light cigarette and wipe brow, look at calculator screen and grin once more, say the words MY BAD, chuckle, open new can, scull contents, disregard empty can, open new carn, look at cowcumator screen and frust hips, make horn sound, consume comtemps of newly opened cam, look at cowpototo scween, gwin, fow away empty fing, owpin neww con, enhale coptemp, fart, faw down in swow motion, wook ot elavotor scren, giggl umtill spew, loook at spew, oten new cem, get comteps of new cen im my mowf, path oot.......GOLD. Rangertell
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If I told you that I'd have to kill you!

Many, many operatives do and don't tell the company. They cheat don't they!

If 1300 have been sold and accepted , surely you can see ( or google rangertell) there are countless people using this in the mining industry.

What irks us is the fact you did not contact us during your trials. In other words you may have been using a faulty unit. Two years is well past warranty and everything,..never mind refund. We are not a candy store run by a benevolent retard!!

Leave it with me.



etc etc etc etc please refer to site www.geotech1/forums then go to REMOTE SENSING then RANGERTELL EXAMINER FIELD TRIALS. Also the Australian site is www.Finders.com.au I am Hipopp just another one in a long line of bitten customers...
Absolutely ridicule this Rangertell for a darn good sixty minutes segment...will help all i can but please give me adequate notice.