Alpha wave- new discovery in field of LRL

[WM6]

You do not need to go out detecting gold anymore.
Now, you may lying, close your eyes and relax - Alpha wave works for you.
You only need MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena (our tim works hard on schematic).
Be patient!
Revolutionary Alpha wave LRL comming soon.




Scientific explanation read here:
Alpha wave

Alpha waves are electromagnetic oscillations in the frequency range of 8-12 Hz arising from synchronous and coherent (in phase / constructive) electrical activity of large groups of neurons in the human brain. They are also called Berger's wave in memory of the founder of EEG.
Alpha waves are commonly detected by electroencephalography (EEG) or magnetoencephalography (MEG) and predominantly found to originate from the occipital lobe during periods of relaxation, with eyes closed but still awake. Conversely alpha waves are attenuated with open eyes as well as by drowsiness and sleep. They are thought to represent the activity of the visual cortex in an idle state.
An alpha-like normal variant called mu is sometimes seen over the motor cortex (central scalp) and attenuates with movement, or even with the intention to move.
EEG Biofeedback Training (often called neurofeedback) is a learning strategy that enables persons to alter their brain waves by getting a feedback of their present state or hidden gold treasure. Alpha Biofeedback has been popular since the 1970s. Increased alpha activities have been reported in persons practicing both Yoga and Zen [1], [2].
Neurofeedback is claimed to be effective as an adjunct LRL for ADHD.[/color]

[WM6]

The project is a slight backlog.
Our team is preparing an upgrade to the Alpha GPS positioning. Maybe we need to develop a new enhanced antenna for alpha waves.
But some air tests of MEG receiver comming out very good.
I cannot say more at the moment.

Therefore, be patient.

[J_Player]

You do not need to go out detecting gold anymore.
Now, you may lying, close your eyes and relax - Alpha wave works for you.
You only need MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena (our tim works hard on schematic).
Be patient!
Revolutionary Alpha wave LRL comming soon.




Scientific explanation read here:
Alpha wave

Alpha waves are electromagnetic oscillations in the frequency range of 8-12 Hz arising from synchronous and coherent (in phase / constructive) electrical activity of large groups of neurons in the human brain. They are also called Berger's wave in memory of the founder of EEG.
Alpha waves are commonly detected by electroencephalography (EEG) or magnetoencephalography (MEG) and predominantly found to originate from the occipital lobe during periods of relaxation, with eyes closed but still awake. Conversely alpha waves are attenuated with open eyes as well as by drowsiness and sleep. They are thought to represent the activity of the visual cortex in an idle state.
An alpha-like normal variant called mu is sometimes seen over the motor cortex (central scalp) and attenuates with movement, or even with the intention to move.
EEG Biofeedback Training (often called neurofeedback) is a learning strategy that enables persons to alter their brain waves by getting a feedback of their present state or hidden gold treasure. Alpha Biofeedback has been popular since the 1970s. Increased alpha activities have been reported in persons practicing both Yoga and Zen [1], [2].
Neurofeedback is claimed to be effective as an adjunctLRL for ADHD.[/color]Hi WM6,
You have discovered an excellent shortcut to finding treasure from long range. It appears you have located the website which tells the secret to usig your mind for finding treasure without using any special apparatus.

But wait...!
Could you have made a mistake? Did the website really say those things you posted? Let's take a look.... Go to http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Alpha_wave/id/419003 and see what it says. It looks exactly like what you posted, except your post has a few extra words not found on the website: --- "hidden gold treasure", and "LRL".

Normally adding a few extra words do not change things much. But in your case, it has led to a major research project to perfect a system of LRL without the regular electronics. If you want to save a lot of wasted research time, then go back and read the article again to see if they say you can find a gold treasure location from alpha waves. Of course this is hard to do when you are practicing alpha wave feedback on account of your eyes are closed. But as soon as they open, be sure to read the page shown below or at http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Alpha_wave/id/419003

[WM6]

Hi WM6,

But wait...!
Could you have made a mistake? Did the website really say those things you posted? Let's take a look.... Go to http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Alpha_wave/id/419003 and see what it says. It looks exactly like what you posted, except your post has a few extra words not found on the website: --- "hidden gold treasure", and "LRL".



Hi JP,

this is simple to explain. You use ordinary Mozilla Firefox and then you can read only ordinary version of web pages. Our team uses transmentalic astral projection browser, so they can see secret hidden text too. In case of LRL you just need to belive and things works.

Believe me, using Alpha waves, we entered a new era of LRL gold detection, since there are no limits to the Alpha waves.

Regards
JP

[J_Player]

Hi JP,

this is simple to explain. You use ordinary Mozilla Firefox and then you can read only ordinary version of web pages. Our team uses transmentalic astral projection browser, so they can see secret hidden text too. In case of LRL you just need to belive and things works.

Believe me, using Alpha waves, we entered a new era of LRL gold detection, since there are no limits to the Alpha waves.

Regards
JPWell, that explains it!
I just knew there was some real science in this new non-detector method. However, you overlooked a basic stumbling block.

Even when not using the transmentalic astral projection browser, the visible text shows the alpha waves are synchronous and coherent (in phase / constructiive). This is a necessary condition for the normal functioning of the brain. But the gold signal is not in phase. Typically it lags by 30 degrees, and can be up to 90 degrees out of phase. Otherwise you would not be able to pick it up on a RangerTell. If you recall, Dr. hung explained the facts about gold DNA, which produces a substance that coats the gold: Gold is the most powerful 'self defensive' metal when it comes to avoid any harm to its structure, such as rust, oxidation, etc. Its DNA produces a substance which coats the metal to fight against those 'threats'.Also consider that the gold signal is sensed by the capacitor action of the cells in the operator's right hand, so the effect is this relatively large capacitance is acting on the signal which was sent by the calculator after being shot and returned. This is the principle in which the Rangertell Examiner works. Resonance to the elements subatomic levels when a carrier signal line is shot and returned.

...Yes our cells store charges and act like capacitors.Remember, the returned signal must travel down the wiggly wire at the base of the antenna before it reaches your right hand, so the effect of the diodes combined with the capacitance will definitely produce a phase shift. In fact this phase shift is doubled, because the phase is shifted on the signal being shot, as well as a second pass when it is returned. (quite a clever scheme by the designer of RangerTell).

So we see that the capacitive cells of the RangerTell holder's right hand will serve well to receive the signal sent by the stuff produced by gold DNA to coat the surface of buried gold, all because of the capacitor action in his right hand that allows out of phase reception. But if we were to strap the RangerTell to your head, then it would immediately stop working because the human brain is not properly phased as the human right hand. Zero phase lag will produce zero detection. This is all proven by field results of people who tried to use the RangerTell with their left hand. The left hand has opposite phasing (ie: leading phasing instead of lagging phasing). It does not work at all due to reverse capacitance of the left hand. It only works in the right hand which completes the tuning for the proper phasing. It is theoretically possible to reverse the gold signal phasing to work with the left hand, but this will never work for the brain because reversing zero phasing will still be zero phasing, sadly lacking the phase lag needed for good locating. Only an abnormal brain could have the lagging phasing needed to locate gold mentally.

Some day the folks at RangerTell should form the internal receiver bent wire backwards to reverse the phasing for left-handed people.

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

Some day the folks at RangerTell should form the internal receiver bent wire backwards to reverse the phasing for left-handed people.



Thanks for additional scietific explanation, useful for one of our next renovations.

For our Alpha wave MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena in combination with GPS there are not such problems. For left handed we can upgrade receiver hex code to Beta wave code. We have all solutions e.g. for both double left handed people too.

[Qiaozhi]

Thanks for additional scietific explanation, useful for one of our next renovations.

For our Alpha wave MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena in combination with GPS there are not such problems. For left handed we can upgrade receiver hex code to Beta wave code. We have all solutions e.g. for both double left handed people too.
What happens if you're ambidextrous? Surely the common mode rejection inherent in the directed hexaqudrodecimal antenna would cancel out the target response received via the signal line. :???:

[Esteban]

Hi JP,

this is simple to explain. You use ordinary Mozilla Firefox and then you can read only ordinary version of web pages. Our team uses transmentalic astral projection browser, so they can see secret hidden text too. In case of LRL you just need to belive and things works.

Believe me, using Alpha waves, we entered a new era of LRL gold detection, since there are no limits to the Alpha waves.

Regards
JP

Maybe is you use in combination with numerology, astrology and tarot, in combination with ouija, you can achieve more. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[WM6]

What happens if you're ambidextrous? Surely the common mode rejection inherent in the directed hexaqudrodecimal antenna would cancel out the target response received via the signal line. :???:

In this case we can sell to our customer some accessories for extra charge. We have on list additional multipersonal mixer equipped with one-identity port and also special duble directed hexaqudrodecimal antenna that solve this embarrassing problem.

[WM6]

Maybe is you use in combination with numerology, astrology and tarot, in combination with ouija, you can achieve more. :lol: :lol: :lol:

We tested all this technologies but no success. As much more promising techniques have emerged woodoo techniques which are familiar with the procedures of positronic heat treatment LRL believers.

[Esteban]

We tested all this technologies but no success. As much more promising techniques have emerged woodoo techniques which are familiar with the procedures of positronic heat treatment LRL believers.

I ask Dracul and he say me you're wrong. The secret is in the quadrature of the circle. The resultant number is a constant that you need to multiplicate for the frequency vibration of atom of hidrogen, so you obtain the frequency of gold. Now, you are in the field of molecular long range metal detection. The advantage of this method is this: When the metal is in hot climate weather, the molecular activity is more strong, the signal or emission you obtain is also more strong. :razz: Do you understand now? But you can increase alpha activity of brain with oscillator in concordance with the alpha band of emission. You can use a hat with a coil around your head with an oscillator in such frequency. But this is a problem: some ghost activities interferes with such alpha frequencies, so can mask the detection! Do you understand now? :lol: :lol:

[Max]

I ask Dracul and he say me you're wrong. The secret is in the quadrature of the circle. The resultant number is a constant that you need to multiplicate for the frequency vibration of atom of hidrogen, so you obtain the frequency of gold. Now, you are in the field of molecular long range metal detection. The advantage of this method is this: When the metal is in hot climate weather, the molecular activity is more strong, the signal or emission you obtain is also more strong. :razz: Do you understand now? But you can increase alpha activity of brain with oscillator in concordance with the alpha band of emission. You can use a hat with a coil around your head with an oscillator in such frequency. But this is a problem: some ghost activities interferes with such alpha frequencies, so can mask the detection! Do you understand now? :lol: :lol:

Hmmmm...
endly you showed the "logic" inside your LRL pistols ? :lol:

Now I understand why... it's so hard to replicate these things...

I mean... not the part with wood and glue... some old ferrite and buzzer things... but the alpha-frequency circuit tuning... and the hat you didn't show in your stamp sized..."designs"! :razz:

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

Hmmmm...
endly you showed the "logic" inside your LRL pistols ? :lol:

Now I understand why... it's so hard to replicate these things...

I mean... not the part with wood and glue... some old ferrite and buzzer things... but the alpha-frequency circuit tuning... and the hat you didn't show in your stamp sized..."designs"! :razz:

Kind regards,
Max

No, this is a suggestion for the new VM6 "technology". My system is enterely electronic, not need alpha waves. :razz: :lol:

[Esteban]

No glue, no ghost, no alpha brain waves in this circuit! I don't believe in alpha waves because some guys have many distortion in his "brain" waves. :lol: So the alpha waves method doesn't work equal for all! :lol: Max, do you're a stamp collector? :lol:

[J_Player]

I ask Dracul and he say me you're wrong. .....

....But this is a problem: some ghost activities interferes with such alpha frequencies, so can mask the detection! Do you understand now? :lol: :lol:Of course the ghosts will interfere with people recovering treasure. If you recall, Dracula is highly allergic to silver and oak. He knows that when people hunt for gold, they will not hesitate to recover any silver they find in their searches. They also use shovels which sometimes have oak handles. So you see the reason why Dracula has given orders to all the ghosts to make interference for treasure hunters.

For WM6... You are spending a lot of time perfecting circuits and hex codes to find a way for left-handed people to use your new detector. Instead of spending all this research time, maybe it would be better to simply send the customer some brain medicine that will make his brain abnormal. If their brain is abnormal, then the alpha waves can shift their phase for good detection of gold. Of course, they may look silly with the detector strapped to their head, but who cares, when you are going to find treasure?

Also consider... Most of your customers will have abnormal brains. If they are left-handed, they can simply strap the detector to their head to detect the gold signal. This means they will not be spending the extra money for hex code and electronic upgrades. :eek:

Best wishes,
J_P

[Esteban]

Of course the ghosts will interfere with people recovering treasure. If you recall, Dracula is highly allergic to silver and oak. He knows that when people hunt for gold, they will not hesitate to recover any silver they find in their searches. They also use shovels which sometimes have oak handles. So you see the reason why Dracula has given orders to all the ghosts to make interference for treasure hunters.

For WM6... You are spending a lot of time perfecting circuits and hex codes to find a way for left-handed people to use your new detector. Instead of spending all this research time, maybe it would be better to simply send the customer some brain medicine that will make their brain abnormal. If their brain is abnormal, then the alpha waves can shift their phase for good detection of gold. Of course, they may look silly with the detector strapped to their head, but who cares, when you are going to find treasure?

Best wishes,
J_P

Dracula the vampire (not Vlad Tepes, he love silver and gold) come sometimes when we are recovering treasure, he disturb the recovering, so we launch some silver objects in the place, so Dracula is affraid and run rapidly. This method never fails! You're right! :lol: :lol:

[Esteban]

Of course the ghosts will interfere with people recovering treasure. If you recall, Dracula is highly allergic to silver and oak. He knows that when people hunt for gold, they will not hesitate to recover any silver they find in their searches. They also use shovels which sometimes have oak handles. So you see the reason why Dracula has given orders to all the ghosts to make interference for treasure hunters.

For WM6... You are spending a lot of time perfecting circuits and hex codes to find a way for left-handed people to use your new detector. Instead of spending all this research time, maybe it would be better to simply send the customer some brain medicine that will make their brain abnormal. If their brain is abnormal, then the alpha waves can shift their phase for good detection of gold. Of course, they may look silly with the detector strapped to their head, but who cares, when you are going to find treasure?

Best wishes,
J_P

J_P

Against Dracula, can be more effective if you use a necklace of garlics. :lol:

[Max]

No glue, no ghost, no alpha brain waves in this circuit! I don't believe in alpha waves because some guys have many distortion in his "brain" waves. :lol: So the alpha waves method doesn't work equal for all! :lol: Max, do you're a stamp collector? :lol:

I was... a collector of them!
then after a while..."discovered" girls... and changed collection habits...:D

I don't remember where I put all that dang stamp things...

Most of them were from the former soviet union... many from eastern europe... and a lot from all over the world... but how to explain why ???
Simple explaination...a family friend gave me a lot of them... he had mails with people in these countries...
Also many afriacan countries, many french off-sea (or whatever), canada... USA... and Australia.

If will find I will send to you... you like stamps very much! :razz:

You posted much stamp sixed things...;)

Kind regards,
Max

[Fred]

I was... a collector of them!
then after a while..."discovered" girls... and changed collection habits...:D
Max
Still, same way to make them stick...

[WM6]

Still, same way to make them stick...

This worth to give you our newest Revolutionary Alpha wave LRL device
for half the price.

[Max]

Still, same way to make them stick...

???

Aren't you used to that thing!? :???:

Don't tell me... you use something else... :D

Once upon a time... there was the spittoon... today...some nostalgic use maybe letters and stamps... to remember old good days! :lol:

Cause... I hope you mean... spitting... not something else! :eek:

Kind regards,
Max

[WM6]

???

Aren't you used to that thing!? :???:

Max

Those plastic things are no longer ecologically acceptable. Now, apply the motto back to the nature.

Here schematic of primary design of revolutionary Alpha wave MEG receiver.

[Max]

:eek:Those plastic things are no longer ecologically acceptable. Now, apply the motto back to the nature.

Here schematic of primary design of revolutionary Alpha wave MEG receiver.

Seems some Esteban's dream now... just not stamp sized...

I think the usefulness of alpha-stuff is just for navigation...maybe... or maybe not...

Otherwise why all dang low frequency spectrum is full of them ??? :D

Or maybe is just to give useful signals to people listening the low frequency spectrum ??? :lol:

Cause you mean alpha navigation... not brain waves... I hope! :eek:

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

:eek:

Seems some Esteban's dream now... just not stamp sized...

I think the usefulness of alpha-stuff is just for navigation...maybe... or maybe not...

Otherwise why all dang low frequency spectrum is full of them ??? :D

Or maybe is just to give useful signals to people listening the low frequency spectrum ??? :lol:

Cause you mean alpha navigation... not brain waves... I hope! :eek:

Kind regards,
Max

Not stamp size maybe, but also no complete! :razz: Put your brain in alpha and navigate (dream) with it! :razz:

[Esteban]

Max, do you remember this? This is double filtered pistol, look uses 3 antennas too. No stamp size, remember? :lol: Or you need a alpha training for to remember? Do you see the recently RF detector for gold I have posted in this same thread? Is stamp size or not? Ehhh? :razz:

[Max]

Max, do you remember this? This is double filtered pistol, look uses 3 antennas too. No stamp size, remember? :lol: Or you need a alpha training for to remember? Do you see the recently RF detector for gold I have posted in this same thread? Is stamp size or not? Ehhh? :razz:

Hmmm... not stamp sized this time...

but absent component values... or any hint for tuning... as always... "design" not complete.

Now... I see a differential "something" ... so if potential gradient shows is maybe detected... and so what ???:rolleyes:

Potential gradient we know exist... but not due to target/treasure... mostly you detect at power lines... old crt tv sets... some cat rubbing to your leg... whatever static charge generator... even some air purifier I think.

Then what ?

Is this the LRL ???

And it detects treasures buried long time ???

Seems a variation on zahori theme... not very promising to me...:lol:

But maybe will WM6 like it... can pack in a black aluminium box and could use as spittoon! :cool:

Kind regards,
Max

[Qiaozhi]

Max, do you remember this? This is double filtered pistol, look uses 3 antennas too. No stamp size, remember? :lol: Or you need a alpha training for to remember? Do you see the recently RF detector for gold I have posted in this same thread? Is stamp size or not? Ehhh? :razz:
Hi Esteban,

What about the component values?

[WM6]

But maybe will WM6 like it... can pack in a black aluminium box and could use as spittoon! :cool:

Max

No I dont like such obsolete shematic that not based on valid scientific criteria and even not work. It cannot compare to our revolutionary Alpha wave MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena - now in combination with GPS.

[J_Player]

No I dont like such obsolete shematic that not based on valid scientific criteria and even not work. It cannot compare to our revolutionary Alpha wave MEG receiver and rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena - now in combination with GPS.Hmmmm....
Now let's see...
A person with an abnormal brain will produce the phase shift needed to detect treasure with the revolutionary MEG detector with rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena. And it now has GPS so the abnormal person will finally know where he is, That's good.

But do you think you can add some circuits to tell him who he is too?
...just in case he forgets. :rolleyes:


Best wishes,
J_P

[Mike(Mont)]

I guess you guys missed "The Dream Life of Rats" on the Science channel. I wanted to buy an Emotiv headset to record EEG patterns, but they wanted $25K for the software. It's only a mattter of time before people start using something like this for treasure hunting/dowsing or even as a training device.

[Theseus]

I guess you guys missed "The Dream Life of Rats" on the Science channel. I wanted to buy an Emotiv headset to record EEG patterns, but they wanted $25K for the software. It's only a mattter(sic) of time before people start using something like this for treasure hunting/dowsing or even as a training device.

Yup.... only a matter of time. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Qiaozhi]

I guess you guys missed "The Dream Life of Rats" on the Science channel. I wanted to buy an Emotiv headset to record EEG patterns, but they wanted $25K for the software. It's only a mattter of time before people start using something like this for treasure hunting/dowsing or even as a training device.
... and you're serious? :rolleyes:

[WM6]

A person with an abnormal brain will produce the phase shift needed to detect treasure with the revolutionary MEG detector with rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena.

But do you think you can add some circuits to tell him who he is too?
...just in case he forgets. :rolleyes:

J_P

For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.

To "tell him who he is" we have brilliat aftermarket lifelong support for small extra charge of $3,998.00 over phone, alarm clock for wake from alpha phase inclusiv..

[Esteban]

For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.

To "tell him who he is" we have brilliat aftermarket lifelong support for small extra charge of $3,998.00 over phone, alarm clock for wake from alpha phase inclusiv..

This office chair rotate in a specific frequency, this is, a motor move it in specific frequency? :lol: I think this rotate chair is obsolete! You can use an ejectable "chair" of an airplane and go many meters in direction to the sky. From this point you can put your brain in alpha and see possible locations of treasures from this high position! :lol:

[Qiaozhi]

This office chair rotate in a specific frequency, this is, a motor move it in specific frequency? :lol: I think this rotate chair is obsolete! You can use an ejectable "chair" of an airplane and go many meters in direction to the sky. From this point you can put your brain in alpha and see possible locations of treasures from this high position! :lol:
Now your just being silly. :lol:

[Esteban]

Hmmm... not stamp sized this time...

but absent component values... or any hint for tuning... as always... "design" not complete.

Now... I see a differential "something" ... so if potential gradient shows is maybe detected... and so what ???:rolleyes:

Potential gradient we know exist... but not due to target/treasure... mostly you detect at power lines... old crt tv sets... some cat rubbing to your leg... whatever static charge generator... even some air purifier I think.

Then what ?

Is this the LRL ???

And it detects treasures buried long time ???

Seems a variation on zahori theme... not very promising to me...:lol:

But maybe will WM6 like it... can pack in a black aluminium box and could use as spittoon! :cool:

Kind regards,
Max

This is very immune to noise, very stable, but no select well between gold or bronze... 1 M potentiometer fix 20,000 to 1,000,000 the gain! :shocked:

[Esteban]

Now your just being silly. :lol:

The same silly method used against me! :lol:

[Theseus]

Me thinks this thread has degenerated from the sublime to the ridiculous. :lol:

[Mike(Mont)]

Obviously no one watched the program. It was more than just reading the brainwaves and controlling rats. They used humans, too. Gave them artifical limbs that the person controlled just by thinking (the computers used brainwave recognition).

For the rat, they stuck three electrodes in it's brain, one for left and right whisker and one for the pleasure area of the brain. WHen the rat made the right move it was rewarded. They could run it through a course like a radio controlled car.

What does this have to do with locating? Studies have shown that people receive telepathic messages but most people ignore them, filter them out. So I propose the same thing happens when a skeptic tries to use a frequency generator. In additino to an electrode to the pleasure area, maybe they need a cattle prod to the rear. I mean if they can do it for a rat...

[Qiaozhi]

This office chair rotate in a specific frequency, this is, a motor move it in specific frequency? :lol: I think this rotate chair is obsolete! You can use an ejectable "chair" of an airplane and go many meters in direction to the sky. From this point you can put your brain in alpha and see possible locations of treasures from this high position! :lol:

Obviously no one watched the program. It was more than just reading the brainwaves and controlling rats. They used humans, too. Gave them artifical limbs that the person controlled just by thinking (the computers used brainwave recognition).

For the rat, they stuck three electrodes in it's brain, one for left and right whisker and one for the pleasure area of the brain. WHen the rat made the right move it was rewarded. They could run it through a course like a radio controlled car.

What does this have to do with locating? Studies have shown that people receive telepathic messages but most people ignore them, filter them out. So I propose the same thing happens when a skeptic tries to use a frequency generator. In additino to an electrode to the pleasure area, maybe they need a cattle prod to the rear. I mean if they can do it for a rat...
Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly ;) but this one's worse ... because he's being serious. :lol:

[Theseus]

Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly ;) but this one's worse ... because he's being serious. :lol:

Mike has always had a little trouble distinguishing between comic relief and reality. Maybe if posters would use more smiley faces.... ;)

:lol:

Jus' kiddin' Mike..... don't get all bent out of shape. :)

[Max]

I guess you guys missed "The Dream Life of Rats" on the Science channel. I wanted to buy an Emotiv headset to record EEG patterns, but they wanted $25K for the software. It's only a mattter of time before people start using something like this for treasure hunting/dowsing or even as a training device.

:shocked: Emotiv headset ???

it's cold there ? cause seems you got frozen neurons man...:D

25K for to see what ??? some stuff goes up and down on the screen? :rolleyes:

Find a girl... and place an hidden camera... then play your homemade pOrn... and you'll see stuff up and down (hopefully) on the screen but...

easy and cheap...

cause... the other method seems much... how to say... to be polite... mental &£$!#@tions :lol:

...and you'll become blind! :razz:

Kind regards,
Max

[Max]

This is very immune to noise, very stable, but no select well between gold or bronze... 1 M potentiometer fix 20,000 to 1,000,000 the gain! :shocked:

I prefer the spittoon usage... at least I know that it works! :lol:

Kind regards,
Max

[Max]

Obviously no one watched the program. It was more than just reading the brainwaves and controlling rats. They used humans, too. Gave them artifical limbs that the person controlled just by thinking (the computers used brainwave recognition).

For the rat, they stuck three electrodes in it's brain, one for left and right whisker and one for the pleasure area of the brain. WHen the rat made the right move it was rewarded. They could run it through a course like a radio controlled car.

What does this have to do with locating? Studies have shown that people receive telepathic messages but most people ignore them, filter them out. So I propose the same thing happens when a skeptic tries to use a frequency generator. In additino to an electrode to the pleasure area, maybe they need a cattle prod to the rear. I mean if they can do it for a rat...

??? :lol:

So... seems you need an electrode to your pleasure centre (centers) of your brain , uh ?

Ok... this is the preferred method (preferred by skeptics to apply on belivers):

the pleasure centre location is (about) in the middle of brain... in old structures that release dopamine etc...

Now... here's method to place your electrode there.

Find a long steel nail, say 5'' long, 1/8'' diameter, very sharp and with flat head.

Place the head of nail ove an hard surface... e.g. a table... with the sharp tip high.

Then find a suitable position using an old rocking chair... old west style... and start to oscillate trying to keep alined your lower forehead to the nail tip... the point must enter just above the nose, up the eyes line.

Then... take a deep breath... and start a strong oscillation colliding your head with the nail that will penetrate straight into your brain... :rolleyes:

Then... if you don't die (as side effect...) you'll get it... your electrode is in place! :lol:

Then I suggest you wire your genitals with a ground loop (a'la Abu Ghraib) and the other wire from a tesla coil (you can use solid state small ones) could be attached to your pleasure-centre-electrode.... just for pleasure! :D

Now... try to dowse for targets... and interrupt the electricity if you fail... or power-up pleasure if find something...

After a small training run I think you'll do like rats... that find the cheese in the old time buried pile! :rolleyes:

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

Me thinks this thread has degenerated from the sublime to the ridiculous. :lol:

Sublime? :rolleyes: Do you're a mental treasure hunter? :lol:

[Esteban]

Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly ;) but this one's worse ... because he's being serious. :lol:

You can contact with extraterrestrials... maybe they has the "solution". :lol: :lol:

[Max]

You can contact with extraterrestrials... maybe they has the "solution". :lol: :lol:

I guess... if they have... will provide just stamp sized plans... :D

for Murphy's law... on extraterrestrial LRL technology support...:razz:

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

I guess... if they have... will provide just stamp sized plans... :D

for Murphy's law... on extraterrestrial LRL technology support...:razz:

Kind regards,
Max

If you smell some "gas", you can see extraterrestrials for all parts! :lol:

[Max]

If you smell some "gas", you can see extraterrestrials for all parts! :lol:

With Fred's gigantic crack pipe ? :lol:

Sure it is! :D

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

With Fred's gigantic crack pipe ? :lol:

Sure it is! :D

Kind regards,
Max

Yes, like his pipe! :lol:

[Esteban]

I prefer the spittoon usage... at least I know that it works! :lol:

Kind regards,
Max

But not sit on it! :lol:

[J_Player]

For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.
To "tell him who he is" we have brilliat aftermarket lifelong support for small extra charge of $3,998.00 over phone, alarm clock for wake from alpha phase inclusiv..

...For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.

Originally posted by Esteban
This office chair rotate in a specific frequency, this is, a motor move it in specific frequency? :lol: I think this rotate chair is obsolete! You can use an ejectable "chair" of an airplane and go many meters in direction to the sky. From this point you can put your brain in alpha and see possible locations of treasures from this high position! :lol:

Originally posted by Qiaozh
Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly ;) but this one's worse ... because he's being serious. :lol:

Originally posted by Max
Ok... this is the preferred method (preferred by skeptics to apply on belivers):
the pleasure centre location is (about) in the middle of brain... in old structures that release dopamine etc...
Now... here's method to place your electrode there.
Find a long steel nail, say 5'' long, 1/8'' diameter, very sharp and with flat head.
Place the head of nail ove an hard surface... e.g. a table... with the sharp tip high.
Then find a suitable position using an old rocking chair... old west style... and start to oscillate trying to keep alined your lower forehead to the nail tip... the point must enter just above the nose, up the eyes line.
Then... take a deep breath... and start a strong oscillation colliding your head with the nail that will penetrate straight into your brain... :rolleyes:
Then... if you don't die (as side effect...) you'll get it... your electrode is in place! :lol:Post is silly? It may seem so on the surface, but I am sure there are many LRL believers who are anxiously reading the remnants of real-science in these posts before they sign up for the revolutionary MEG detector with rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena. ...so the thread continues:

Now after implanting the nail in the forehead, we have no worries that the abnormal-brained treasure hunter will be dead. This portion of the brain is the frontal lobe, which is sometimes even removed (frontal lobotomy) to improve the life quality of abnormal-brained people. But be careful not to remove the frontal lobe in the process of implanting the nail electrode. You will need your frontal lobe for out-of-phase treasure detection.

Now we have arrived at the point where WM6 has come to the rescue with their non-metallic swivel chair to act similar to the head on a RangerTell, and point the direction of the treasure. With this excellent invention, we have eliminated the need for ideamotor response. The chair will swivel to locate treasure without the influence of the hand muscles of the abnormal brained user. However, there is still one feature lacking: The chair doesn't move, I mean, Can you imagine carting this chair through the fields and mountans, then setting it down every time you want to get a reading on which way the treasure is? Even the ejection seat version will remain where it lands.

However, there is a solution. We can use a motorized wheelchair with all-terain tires to move to where the treasure is. A 4-wheel drive model would work well. If WM6 provides the motorized version of the swivel chair, then we will be well on our way to a full treasure machine. If this 4 wheel drive model proves effective, then I would suggest mounting a small backhoe scoop to help recover the treasure. I would also suggest replacing the GPS unit wih a driving GPS computer like the kind used in automobiles.

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

However, there is still one feature lacking: The chair doesn't move, I mean, Can you imagine carting this chair through the fields and mountans, then setting it down every time you want to get a reading on which way the treasure is?

However, there is a solution. We can use a motorized wheelchair with all-terain tires to move to where the treasure is.

J_P

Yes, you are right, but be patient. Our creative team is already developing telekinetic tower, which will use the paramagnetic Tesla coil of 13,13 bilion gaus and attracted to themselves all the gold objects in the circle of 1.775 meters (including Grandma gold earrings - so be very careful where to use it).

[J_Player]

Yes, you are right, but be patient. Our creative team is already developing telekinetic tower, which will use the paramagnetic Tesla coil of 13,13 bilion gaus and attracted to themselves all the gold objects in the circle of 1.775 meters (including Grandma gold earrings - so be very careful where to use it).Excellent!
I will buy one of these for treasure hunting. Can it be modified so I can direct a beam toward Fort Knox?

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

Excellent!
I will buy one of these for treasure hunting. Can it be modified so I can direct a beam toward Fort Knox?

J_P

Unfortunately, we have to adapt hex code according government regulations, so that telekinetic tower not work in the administrative area.

Otherwise, the regular price of telekinetic tower is $ 129,000 but for the members of the Forum Geotech we offer half the price mean $98,000.

[Max]

Unfortunately, we have to adapt hex code according government regulations, so that telekinetic tower not work in the administrative area.

Otherwise, the regular price of telekinetic tower is $ 129,000 but for the members of the Forum Geotech we offer half the price mean $98,000.

Mike(Mont) will buy...

prepare the fake ebay advertising page... I will make some new fake accounts... in Samoa Islands ! :lol:

Then we'll split the money 50/50! :D

Kind regards,
Max

[Mike(Mont)]

Obviously the software for the Emotiv headset does more than just "go up and down on the screen". Among other things it has pattern recognition capabilities. $25K is probably cheap, but it's still out of my price range. In the end, it won't turn a non-dowser into a dowser with somoeone who knows how in the first place to program it. Then it will need to be fine tuned if it works at all.

[Fred]

Studies have shown that people receive telepathic messages but most people ignore them, filter them out.
What studies?
Yes, like his pipe! :lol:
Hey, not mine ! :nono: :lol:

[WM6]

Then we'll split the money 50/50! :D


Max

OK, but no reverse engineering! You promise?

[Max]

OK, but no reverse engineering! You promise?

I promise...
also will add a benefit... small emotiv headset cloned by chinese... I think he will enjoy...

I will spend my $12,500 buying beers.... and potato chips...
to be ready for Hung's debunkering show... when he will make...I mean. ;)

Kind regards,
Max

[ALEX.356]

And you think that all this is humour and we enjoy it ?

There are other more constructive ways to spend your time. Ours also.

Kindly get serious. You are grown up children.
kind regards,
Alex.356

[WM6]

And you think that all this is humour and we enjoy it ?

There are other more constructive ways to spend your time. Ours also.

Kindly get serious. You are grown up children.
kind regards,
Alex.356

Don t forget, children are open minded, LRL believers are not. Children keep playing, but the faithful adults keep religious wars.

At the end, why Alpha wave LRL theory can not be equal to many others extra-sensing LRL theories?

Don t tell me that only Alpha wave LRL theory need to be proved!

[J_Player]

And you think that all this is humour and we enjoy it ?

There are other more constructive ways to spend your time. Ours also.

Kindly get serious. You are grown up children.
kind regards,
Alex.356Hi ALEX,
Yes, we think this is humour, and we do not think that you enjoy it. It is obvious you do not enjoy it because of what you posted.

The reason you see this humour that you do not like is because it provides an important method to express sentiments that are better done in a humourous vein than presented in a fierce debate which would lead to name-calling and personal attacks. You will notice this is one of the few threads where skeptics can laugh with LRL proponents like Esteban instead of complaining to him. I kind of like laughing with Esteban, cause he is a good guy, and he has a good sense of humour.

You should take note that this thread is a parody of some classic pseudoscience promotional advertising propaganda sites, and it is not to be taken seriously. For your purposes, you would be wise to mark the "Alpha wave - new discovery in the field of LRL" as a thread to not read. Also take note there is another parody thread called "dr. Best Ultimate Single Chip Two Antennas LRL" that is also a parody thread similar to this one. You should mark both these threads to avoid wasting your time reading them. They both contain the same kind of "humour" that you see here.

These parody threads are not meant to provide any real information that could help anyone understand the principles of working LRLs. They only provide information that has humour value to some readers, and serve to promote good will between regular forum members who have opposite points of view. It is unfortunate that they provide nothing of value to you. But you can avoid the drudgery of reading uninteresting posts if you simply make a note to not look at what is written in the two threads I showed above.

You will find some great information in other areas of the Remote Sensing forum that explores every angle of the LRL technology, with viewpoints from believers, skeptics, and non-partisan technicians. This is probably the foremost repository for remote sensing technology that can be found in the world.

Happy forum browsing,
J_P

[Fred]

And the post above is a good example of sarcastic humour that you should not (have) read.

[Max]

And you think that all this is humour and we enjoy it ?

There are other more constructive ways to spend your time. Ours also.

Kindly get serious. You are grown up children.
kind regards,
Alex.356

Oh... good one...

After read that... :rolleyes:

What a contribute to these forums...

I can seriously spend my (precious) time elsewhere...

read just what you want to read! :razz:

Someone said that religion is "opium of the people": how right!

So enjoy... smoke you today's opium of LRLs and dream of treasures you'll find... I'll do other and more interesting stuff than posting here for idiots like you. :cool:

Kind regards,
Max